---- Original Message ----
From: Brian
Date: Tue, 30 Oct 2001
To: Weshit
Subject: Poop out of water

Dear Board and Trustees of WESHIT

It is with great pleasure and honor that BRIANIMAL, Inc. has been asked to
submit a piece for display on the WESHIT website.  

After first hearing of this request, the BRIANIMAL Board of Directors was
elated to be considered in such high society circles as WESHIT.  The
BRIANIMAL Board recognizes WESHIT to be the leader and premier website of
all things shit.  

After searching long and hard for specimen to submit, the BRIANIMAL Board
of Directors would like to call to your attention "Poop Out Of Water". 
Poop Out of Water is a recent piece (October 2001), and was inspired by a
tuna sandwich.  We at BRIANIMAL feel that it captures the true essence of
WESHIT and its very means of existence.   Just the sheer size of it places
it in caliber of no other.  

Background of Poop Out of Water - 
Much like his forefathers who suffered in the desert 2000 years before
him, the artist (who wishes to remain anonymous) suffered with this
bad-boy on a 2 hour bike ride before he could even think of letting it
loose:  Cramping set in around the 1.5 hour mark; but the artist was
determined to finish his bike ride and find an appropriate receptacle for
his deposit.  As you can imagine, this turd did not belong in just any
porcelain dish.  

Now what makes this piece so impressive is not just its sheer size; but is
its consistency and texture after enduring such a long ride.   And a clean
break - with a "bonus poopy"! - who could ask for anything more? And as
you would expect with any spectacular poopy - this guy was a 1-wiper!

In closing, the BRIANIMAL Board of Directorss wish to thank you again for
your support and consideration for your exhibit.



Brian
Founder and CEO
BRIANIMAL